Mom "Adele, what is that all over your face? Pink marker?"
Mom "Then what is it?"
Adele "No marker"
Mom "Adele, I can see it everywhere, it is a pink marker. Do you want me to show you?
Adele "Not pink marker, NOOOO. Pink makeup"
Needless to say I cleaned pink marker off everything in her room that night and cursed the day that I allowed my kids to do crafts. I thought the small lecture that I also gave her might cause her to think of her actions at nap time, but alas, in one ear and out the other. This is how I found Adele a couple of days later. She has moved on from semi permanat tatooing her body to facial jewelry. Seems like a painful progression.